101 Things to do in 1001 Days

Well I was baited into writing this list but found it extremely useful to sit down and actually think about what I would seriously (and not so seriously) like to achieve in the next 2.7 years. Try it!

- Start climbing again
- Construct the ultimate blinky/ elwire costume
- Enjoy what I have when I have it
- Learn moderation when it comes to alcohol
- Don't look into the eyes of others for reassurance I am not a dick, look into my own
- Get enough iron working skills so I can make my own sword
- Learn basic photography
- Write my book, then write it again spelling have properly
- Be more open with people
- Build my own Trebuchet

- Support my friends more in their musical endeavours
- Bring cowboy bootsinto fashion in Inverness
- Learn to read a analogue clock/ watch
- Expose the myth of cous cous
- Go on a decent First Aid course
- Sky Dive with a close friend
- Stop using humour to distract from actually saying stuff
- Build, beg, buy ot barter for a full set of armour
- Attend Glastonbury festival
- Dye my hair silver

- Travel the world and refrain from taking those idiotic pictures standing in front of shit
- Never be tempted into froliccing in a rowing boat again
- Execute a hoax/ stunt that makes it into the local paper
- Learn to cook a meal from scratch
- Rip it up at nowhere
- Build a tree house
- Think more with the big head
- Find, climb and name a new bouldering route after my niece
- Learn to play any instrument
- Get a piercing

- Finish this god damn fucking boat
- Shave off all my pubes
- Get a picture taken with celebrity and make bunny fingers behind there head
- Eat less junk food
- Learn to weld
- Hunt, Kill, cook an animal then make a hat from the skin
- Find a mating partner for Isaac
- Develop what makes me happy into a business so it makes me money
- Induldge in some threesome action, remember it in the morning
- Always, always put on shrink tube wrap before soldering
- Learn to drink Red wine

- Develop my survival skills to the point where I could surive if marooned on an island
- Do a Bungee Jump from a bridge
- Stop tauting gullible people with my made up answers
- Own a vintage aracade machine
- Shave my head
- Make my parents and myself proud of my life
- Be less cynical about the prospect of a happy ending
- Read the bible
- See arguments from the other persons perspective
- Host a successful dinner party on my boat
- Go snowboarding with my friends, do not use my surfboard with straps

- Streak some sporting event
- Rescue a duckling, house train it and teach it to fetch
- Inspire a song
- Find a dress that brings out my eyes
- Do what makes me happy, not what makes me money
- Learn to accept gifts without a sense of guilt
- Win a prize/ competition on the radio
- I am loud, learn to be quiet
- Understand what herbs are about and how to use them
- Learn to walk on my hands

- Be an extra in a film
- Swear less, stop using the sailor angle as an excuse
- Get up in the mornings after a maximum of 3 snoozes
- Find the balance between contement and stagnation
- Spread the word of elwire far and wide
- Have sex in a hot air balloon
- Watch a boxset of 24 in one session without screaming at Kim Bauer
- Develop an enjoyment of olives
- Learn some classic dances
- Stage Dive

- Do the Inca trail, don't die
- Notice something new every day in the familiar world around me
- Own a wardrobe consisting of no less then 50% dress up clothes
- Never attend another pointless meeting again
- Tell the people I love that I do love them, when I am sober
- Learn the trainspotting intro
- Orchestrate the scrapping of the Inverness 12am curfew
- Grow a humourously shaped vegetable, then make a soup from it
- Blag my way into a festival
- Enhance my DIY skills so I can fit out boats single handedly

- Hold a workshop on surviving the zombie apoclapyse
- Learn that sarcasm is not always appropriate
- Make more effort to visit friends further a field
- Accept compliments from those close to me without cringing or shying away
- Suprise a ninja
- Make my own cocktail that doesn't taste like wank
- Its alright to fail, its unacceptable to not even try for fear of failing
- Find someone I want to spend the rest of my life with, realise that before its too late
- Witness a tornado
- Learn to sew, super glue is not a suitable seamstressing tool

- Correspond with a different distant friend every week
- Design and ink some of my own tattoo
- Do something that scares me every month
- Own enough lego to fill a 2 person bath
- Build a small boat from scratch, with natural materials I have collected
- Live in a city abroad, England is not abroad
- Actually join a gym and use it more than once
- Learn when to stop drinking before the tiger face emerges
- Tick no less than 2 items off this list every month