Floating my way through lifes cluttered backwaters, succumbing to base piratical urges only when the tedium of todays world threatens to wash me into the mainstream.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Aerial Activity Halted

There is a clear reason why non regulation haircuts are nonregulation- You cannot fly a kite in them. Simple. So decided it was time to ply my skills with the cool neon to the sky, give those infernal ducks something to worry about.

Stage 1 test the kite:
Using portable pocket kite, mount the roof of my boat, prepare kite for launch and run astern. In one movement of balletic grace the soon to be weapon of terro is airborne. Next moment it is tangled in my mohican and heading into the briney deep.

Stage 2:
Throw toys out of pram, clamber of bunker roof, retreat inside and pretend the whole research exercise never happened. Damned purple pointy head! Still it does turn the shampoo bubbles a lovely colour of violet, with that bubbly goodness I just couldn't stay mad forever.

Signing Out

DougalDutch

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