Floating my way through lifes cluttered backwaters, succumbing to base piratical urges only when the tedium of todays world threatens to wash me into the mainstream.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

PUBLIC HEATLH WARNING!

When looking at images of potential mates, always observe the Bovine Rule. In essence the rule maintains that the route to happiness lies in a correct chin to teeth ratio, more chins than teeth is a big no NO!

You have been warned.

Thank You

Alarming-lee

1 Comments:

Blogger jamiejamiejamie said...

Indeed, more chins than teeth poses a threat, as it is a sure sign of bovine spongioform encephalopathy.

2:21 AM

 

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