Lizard Conspiracy

Old people are lizards with white hair, seriously think about it.

1. They have to walk on the sunny side of a road or they slow down
2. They do not blink nearly enough to be mammalian
3. They always complain about being cold, even in summer
4. They come in a variety of forms and colours to fit their local niche
5. They stick when you throw them at a wall, no wait thats cooked spaghetti! They have skin that is more akin to a horny toad than human.

Research continues to pinpoint the exact nature of the switch, anecdotal evidence suggests it is roughly the same time that flat caps and walking sticks are introduced.

Dougaldutch