The Tag Gauntlet

[RULES - Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 8 facts/things/habits about yourself, saying who tagged you. In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs.]

With two tags from Poosie Kat and Drunken Nurse I had better get this done before everyone I know tags me and I cannot back tag. OK so 8 things that you might possibly like to know:

8) I love el-wire so much because it greatly reduces the chance of me being run over whilst inebriated, I can find my clothing in the dark (in a hurry if need be) and it means I get served faster at the bar; well every bar outside of Black Rock City that is.

7) I am banned from the city Loughborough after an incident involving some space cookies, a one-man pub-crawl, a toy gun and their ENTIRE police force. Its also the only time I have seen up the barrels of 9 automatic machine guns, its an interesting perspective but not for the faint hearted.

6) Health food is a myth propogated by cunning hippies who have turned capatilist. Particularly couscous which is a PR coup in itself, as it does not actually exist. Linda McCartney has a lot to answer for.

5) Meeting new people is an addiction of mine, I cannot control it and I know it can be very annoying to people whom I am out with. On any trip from A to B I can be trusted to get distracted by X, Y and Z, completely forget about why I was leaving A in the first place and eventually show up at B with nothing more than a bemused smile to explain my absence.

4) If I won the lottery I would have the best buyers rating on ebay the world has ever seen!

3) Alcohol is not my friend, yet despite this I ask it out to play nearly every weekend (and most school nights) despite my catastrophic behaviour and shame ridden feelings I experience afterwards. I will always forgive it and can never forget it. Why, well it has increased the depth and breadth of my after dinner anecdotes no end.

2) NICE an adjective that has been used to describe me yet upon hearing it, I regard as an insult not a compliment. If the sum of my being can only be described by someone as nice then they, frankly can fuck right off. Saying that though, I do understand why people can come to this conclusion and am attempting to muster a less caustic reply; expect time of arrival 2039.

1) YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DOOMED! Public health announcement brought to you courtesy of Apokiliptika BM2006

Right I am sending my tag out to Pepper, Muffin, Turtle, Jellyfish, Martina and Heaven&Hell. You ar now it...or else!